Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Tom Cruise Flips Out Again

The Mission Impossible star dangled off a nine-foot-high balcony at the concert, according to the new issue of In Touch Weekly. He then complained All these people are making me crazy. It’s too much!’ and, as onlookers gasped in disbelief he climbed up cables to get away from the crowds. The account adds details to a report that first appeared in the New York Post."
 
Here's my own conspiracy theory: Tom Cruise has discovered dark goings on at the Church of Scientology and is acting to discredit the religion. He can't do so openly for fear of being assassinated, so he has decided to sacrifice his image, and thus his career to bring down the church. Good?