Thursday, February 23, 2006

More movies that haven't been released yet...

More movies on their way down Hollywood's poop-chute (or should I say "poop-shoot", little filming pun for you there, thank me for the hearty chuckle later). See previous post for the first lot.

Drew Barrymore in Music and Lyrics. Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore play a song-lyricist and a performer who fall in love. Need I say that this is listed as a "romantic-comedy"? Probably directed by Nora Ephron or Meathead. So cute I could puke.

Nicholas Cage stars in Wicker Man, another Hollywood attempt to fuck up a classic. A sheriff investigates the disappearance of a young girl on a small island and finds dark pagan goings-on. It could be that this is to appease Catholics afraid of all the good press pagans will get as a result of the DaVinci Code.

Russell Crowe will star in A Good Year as an Englishman who inherits a property in France only to find that an American is also claiming it as hers. Ah, yes, those evil Americans can't keep their hands of other people's shit. There will likely be some political undertones, and lots of Yankee-bashing in this one.

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