Friday, January 20, 2006

Underworld: Evolution

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As one might have guessed, Underworld Evolution is dreadful. The concept of blood drinking in cinema compared to all the available bad-guy horribleness is so lame that you have to juice it up with something else: make the vampire a good guy, like the TV show Angel, or set it in the future, or find some other way to twist it so that you have an edge. Something old and reliable for the less adventurous, but twisted to make it feel new. This is what Hollywood does best. So yes, this movie su- I mean this movie is no good. Not surprising, but people will go to see Beckinsale's ass and it will make money and almost everybody will be happy.

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